Linked by David Adams on Fri 8th Sep 2006 13:26 UTC
Multimedia, AV How many times has this happened to you? You're rocking out to the latest ditty on your iPod, rocking so hard you could be one of those black silhouette people from the Apple commercials, when you feel that pressure in your bowels, and you know you've got to go. You're faced with a terrible dilemma: either endure some quiet moments alone, or risk an international terrorist incident by dropping your iPod into the toilet. Well, your long nightmare is finally over.
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by Kroc on Fri 8th Sep 2006 13:37 UTC
Kroc
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2005-11-10

OSNews is really going down hill... and I thought Slashdot was irrelevant.

Edit: Let's not accuse without reason; People come here for news on Operating Systems. I have many RSS feeds that keep me up to date with iPod / other news far faster than OSNews. Please keep things strictly on topic, and your community will be much healthier.

If you're having a slow news day, perhaps you should think of hiring volunteer article writers and researchers from the community. We've had plenty of good input from the OS News Alternative OS Contest, and OS could really do with a lot more of that kind of content. K, thnx.

Edited 2006-09-08 13:45

RE
by silicon on Fri 8th Sep 2006 13:58 UTC in reply to "RE"
silicon Member since:
2005-07-30

I think you have a nice point but you are still being modded down. I modded you up though.

Hey, what's that...
by serenity on Fri 8th Sep 2006 13:57 UTC
serenity
Member since:
2005-08-19

... I thought I was at OSNews. But my da.. browser obviosly changed my bookmark to one of these funny-pics-sites...

Seriously, dear OSNews staff: I like funny pics, you know, really. But not so much when I go to OSNews. At least as little as I like it to go on a fun-site and find news about some serious technical stuff. Please take me right. I very much appreciate the work you put in this site. It's just that I would not like to see this work being wasted by diversification. I understand that you do it day by day and may have the feeling that such "news" bring a little more color into OSNews. But this kind of color is not why I (and many others) visit this site several times a day. So keep up the good work and if your day is to gray, please drop me an email and I will send you some funny story or picture. Seriously.

Lame...
by 1c3d0g on Fri 8th Sep 2006 13:58 UTC
1c3d0g
Member since:
2005-07-06

Besides, AFAIK the iPod can't play Ogg Vorbis files, so right there iPoop = lose.

RE: Lame...
by silicon on Fri 8th Sep 2006 13:59 UTC in reply to "Lame..."
silicon Member since:
2005-07-30

Once you get Ipod Linux running on it, things can be different. :}

what a waste
by A.H. on Fri 8th Sep 2006 14:14 UTC
A.H.
Member since:
2005-11-11

With any half-decent modern cellphone being able to play music, show and record videos, take pictures, record sound, play games, browse internet and send/receive emails and SMS, I see very little reason to by an iPod itself, let alone some bs accessories for it.

RE: what a waste
by DigitalAxis on Fri 8th Sep 2006 15:00 UTC in reply to "what a waste"
DigitalAxis Member since:
2005-08-28

Hey, flown on a US airline any time recently? Their airline catalogs are FULL of Hammer Schlemmer iPod nonsense- iPod boomboxes, iPod massage chairs, more stylish iPod boomboxes...

RE: what a waste
by aesiamun on Fri 8th Sep 2006 20:55 UTC in reply to "what a waste"
aesiamun Member since:
2005-06-29

Because cell phones that are mp3 players tend to suck at both? The ipod plays music and does a beautiful job at it compared to any cell phone that I've owned (mostly motorola stuff).

But I'm against digital convergence when it means that the end result is something that does all of the tasks terribly...and that's what is there on the market.

RE[2]: what a waste
by Thom_Holwerda on Fri 8th Sep 2006 20:59 UTC in reply to "RE: what a waste"
Thom_Holwerda Member since:
2005-06-29

The ipod plays music and does a beautiful job at it compared to any cell phone that I've owned (mostly motorola stuff).

Oh yes-- when compared to cell phones.

However, the problem with .mp3 players such as the iPod is that audio quality is usually *appaling* when compared to more mature personal audio systems such as MiniDisc or CD. Where CD and MD sound very warm and full, music from .mp3 players sounds canned, cold.

RE[3]: what a waste
by aesiamun on Fri 8th Sep 2006 21:01 UTC in reply to "RE[2]: what a waste"
aesiamun Member since:
2005-06-29

Thom, definitely.

But that's the payoff of compression. You lose some of the depth of music when compressing it to mp3. You do have options with some mp3 players though (I tend to keep my music uncompressed in my samsung yp-z5).

But you can't carry around 10 hours of music on a cd player or MiniDisc ;) I guess that's another payoff.

RE[4]: what a waste
by Thom_Holwerda on Fri 8th Sep 2006 21:05 UTC in reply to "RE[3]: what a waste"
Thom_Holwerda Member since:
2005-06-29

But you can't carry around 10 hours of music on a cd player or MiniDisc ;)

One 1GB HiMD disc can contain up to 30+ hours of music (in low-quality ATRAC3). However, better to use 132kpbs ATRAC3, which will give you about 16 hours of music on one HiMD disc. Not bad.

http://www.minidisc.org/hi-md_faq.html#_q93

Edited 2006-09-08 21:05

RE[3]: what a waste
by aesiamun on Fri 8th Sep 2006 21:03 UTC in reply to "RE[2]: what a waste"
aesiamun Member since:
2005-06-29

Replying again...

But it's not just the sound that make cell phones suck. The interfaces are usually terrible, hard to navigate and leave much to be desired. That and the space is limited to what you can get on MiniSD or MicroSD (MicroSD for my phones).

RE[3]: what a waste
by Soulbender on Sat 9th Sep 2006 10:05 UTC in reply to "RE[2]: what a waste"
Soulbender Member since:
2005-08-18

"Where CD and MD sound very warm and full, music from .mp3 players sounds canned, cold."

Funny, that was the exact argument against CD's back in the day....

??
by chewy_fruit_loop on Fri 8th Sep 2006 14:58 UTC
chewy_fruit_loop
Member since:
2006-09-08

......OS News....
silly me thought OS was operating system not other s*$t

RE: ??
by Thom_Holwerda on Fri 8th Sep 2006 15:16 UTC in reply to "??"
Thom_Holwerda Member since:
2005-06-29

"Our goal is to inform our readers with the latest news on a vast range of operating systems and computing environments, from the well-known mainstream OSes, down to small (but also very interesting technically) hobby or embedded ones. True to our tagline, "Exploring the Future of Computing," we're always on the lookout for the next major advance in computing technology, and eager to speculate on how it might change the way people use computing power in their daily lives. With this in mind, it's important to stress that though our focus is operating systems, there will always be other computing-related news that catches our attention."

We're getting kind of tired of this nonsense. OSNews is about more than just operating systems. Get used to it.

RE[2]: ??
by Sphinx on Fri 8th Sep 2006 15:22 UTC in reply to "RE: ??"
Sphinx Member since:
2005-07-09

You'd think that there being an OS on that object in the toilet would be enough but there is just no pleasing some people.

RE[2]: ??
by Kroc on Fri 8th Sep 2006 15:45 UTC in reply to "RE: ??"
Kroc Member since:
2005-11-10

Get used to it? I'd think that OSNews should get used to what we, the viewership, want.

RE[3]: ??
by jaylaa on Fri 8th Sep 2006 16:05 UTC in reply to "RE[2]: ??"
jaylaa Member since:
2006-01-17

Get used to it? I'd think that OSNews should get used to what we, the viewership, want.

Because you pay them so well?

RE[4]: ??
by Vorbisophile on Fri 8th Sep 2006 16:31 UTC in reply to "RE[3]: ??"
Vorbisophile Member since:
2006-01-06

Exactly, nobody that visits this site is forced to:

a) Subscribe to the feeds
b) Click on any links
c) Read any articles

I'm starting to wish the readers were a bit more like Slashdot some days. At least at Slashdot they don't read the articles, here they read them even if they know they don't want to, then have a royal moan about it as though someone held a gun to their head and forced them.

I ca'n't speak for OSNews here, but if you have a problem with what they choose for news, maybe you should e-mail them about it, maybe include a list of suggestions. If they don't agree with you, oh well.

RE[4]: ??
by Kroc on Fri 8th Sep 2006 20:06 UTC in reply to "RE[3]: ??"
Kroc Member since:
2005-11-10

Because we pay them indrectly through advertising. (They have to have viewers to have revenue bux)

RE[3]: ??
by vimh on Fri 8th Sep 2006 18:40 UTC in reply to "RE[2]: ??"
vimh Member since:
2006-02-04

I thought the article was entertaining. I ignored the headline for a while when looking at my RSS feeds, simply because of the word iPod in it (a product I don't own or really care about) but I finally decided to follow the link and I don't think my day is any worse for my trouble.

Relax a little.

RE[2]: ??
by rayiner on Fri 8th Sep 2006 17:13 UTC in reply to "RE: ??"
rayiner Member since:
2005-07-06

I concur. There is always a little place for humor on any site, and its something your demographic would probably find funny (like this thing), why note include it?

Guys, it's a Friday afternoon. Stargate's on tonight. Loosen up a bit ;)

RE[2]: ??
by Ford Prefect on Fri 8th Sep 2006 18:41 UTC in reply to "RE: ??"
Ford Prefect Member since:
2006-01-16

"We're getting kind of tired of this nonsense."

Your readers are getting tired of your nonsense. Perhaps better recognize this to not loose them. Or are you writing only for your own (don't you have a blog already?)?


To all of those who had the "then just don't read it" argument. Your kinda right, but there is no "Shit" .. eh I mean "Fun" sticker on this news, is it?

RE[3]: ??
by Sphinx on Sun 10th Sep 2006 14:53 UTC in reply to "RE[2]: ??"
Sphinx Member since:
2005-07-09

Pity, has society gotten so stupid you have to label everything?

RE[4]: ??
by Ford Prefect on Sun 10th Sep 2006 15:17 UTC in reply to "RE[3]: ??"
Ford Prefect Member since:
2006-01-16

No, sure not, but sometimes you have to read the crap to identify it as crap, at least the first few sentences.

This article as it stands itself wouldn't be that disturbing, if not recently more and more bullshit would be posted on this site, from every clueless blogposter out there..

RE[2]: ??
by D3M0N on Sat 9th Sep 2006 00:30 UTC in reply to "RE: ??"
D3M0N Member since:
2005-07-09

Well considering I heard about this about a month ago, its not really even news anymore. The article dates back to August 15th... I can understand new product releases/recalls and useful information - but this is simply kind of ridiculous IMO..

RE[2]: ??
by Soulbender on Sat 9th Sep 2006 10:02 UTC in reply to "RE: ??"
Soulbender Member since:
2005-08-18

"OSNews is about more than just operating systems."

The name itself could lead one to think otherwise.

RE[3]: ??
by Thom_Holwerda on Sat 9th Sep 2006 16:06 UTC in reply to "RE[2]: ??"
Thom_Holwerda Member since:
2005-06-29

The name itself could lead one to think otherwise.

I haven't seen a lot of articles on slashes and dots lately on Slashdot; neither have I seen any digging at Digg. I didn't see any articles on making elixers on LXer either, lately. And ArsTechnica is a total rip-off, there's nothing about asses there.

Familiar problem, very serious
by Sphinx on Fri 8th Sep 2006 15:21 UTC
Sphinx
Member since:
2005-07-09

I lead this team of 28 sysadmins for 3 years and I swear we had to replace on average at least one pager a month due to this. Poor belt clip/holster design still hasn't improved much, problem seems to have spilled over into other market segments.

the end
by bolomkxxviii on Fri 8th Sep 2006 15:23 UTC
bolomkxxviii
Member since:
2006-05-19

It seems to me that everybody jumps onboard a technology or product just before it becomes irrelevant. You see all this silliness just before the end. With the hardware to play MP3s becoming dirt cheap I expect every electronic product will play them. Maybe that will help us get a single flash memory type. Players will be everywhere, all you will need is to bring the music.

Irresistable
by Phaedrus on Fri 8th Sep 2006 15:29 UTC
Phaedrus
Member since:
2005-11-12

I had a smile, when I read that pitch. How could one possibly say NO to such an offer. Heh.

It's too old of a news, and a bad place to be posting jokes.

We are technies... hard core, and violent, we dont like to joke around ;)

iRoll my eyes
by cfrankb on Fri 8th Sep 2006 19:12 UTC
cfrankb
Member since:
2006-01-03

So I guess the speakers sweet spot is experienced while sitting on the toilet and looking toward the speakers after removing the roll of TP? Is there any music that will alleviate constipation (or does that defeat its raison d'etre)? Maybe listen to a recording of Bill Cosby "Himself" (push it out, shove it out, waaaaay out).

Edited 2006-09-08 19:19

I'll tell you how many
by setuid_w00t on Fri 8th Sep 2006 19:54 UTC
setuid_w00t
Member since:
2005-10-22

"How many times has this happened to you? You're rocking out to the latest ditty on your iPod, rocking so hard you could be one of those black silhouette people from the Apple commercials"

Zero times.

I don't own an iPod and if I ever caught myself "rocking out" like those queer people in the iPod commercials, I would do the world a favour and hang myself by my trendy, white ear buds.

Come on now.
by Quag7 on Fri 8th Sep 2006 21:20 UTC
Quag7
Member since:
2005-07-28

Come on now, this is the internet, this is no place for humor.

Unhygienic??????
by Anon on Sat 9th Sep 2006 01:46 UTC
Anon
Member since:
2006-01-02

Anybody thought about how Uunhygienic this device potentially is (for your iPod)?

The first thing I do after taking a dump is heading straight to the basin to wash my hands, and in many houses, this is in a seperate room.

Why the hell would I want to pick up my iPod, fecal batter to boot, and then take it with mw to wash my hands (get it wet)? Stupid Idea.

I wouldn't want to have to go back into the toilet either, to pick it up, after the nerve gas is still in the air.

Stupid Device, Stupid Article. Maybe it's time to bookmark /. again.

This reminds me...
by Ohmay on Sat 9th Sep 2006 08:30 UTC
Ohmay
Member since:
2006-06-26

Hahaha this is funny, come on guys a little bit of humor doesn't hurt. And this reminds me the toilet email notifier http://www.lacoctelera.com/alemarin/post/2006/05/31/malditos-plug-i... . Combine both and you got "the ultimate toilet paper holder". But it still lacks one rss feed reader.